A peek at what is planned next for Happy Pitch Tycoon.
Rare campsite momentsRocking Porta-Loos, shower singers, missing matches, sun cream in the rain, rainbow reactions and guest banter. Each eligible gag has about a 1-in-200 chance per game-day, with at most one a day. They wait for the right guests, facilities and weather.
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Bigger campsite mishapsCollapsing tents, flying BBQ sausages, runaway windbreaks, airborne gazebos, welly-stealing puddles and chip-pinching seagulls. Later wildlife scenes include a duck queuing at reception and a squirrel up the flagpole. A burger-stealing dog follows Dogs on site.
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Dogs on siteChoose whether your park is dog-friendly. If it is, some guests bring their dog: walkies, the odd bark at night and the odd mess for the cleaners. Build a fenced dog-walking area to keep everyone happy, or put up a no-dogs sign.
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See the park from every sideTurn the whole park round to look at it from the other three corners, so nothing hides behind a big building.
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Pointers to earnUnlock new mouse pointers as you play, like badges: a tent peg, a wellie, a trowel, Barnaby's paw and more, each earned for something you've done in the park.
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Mud, puddles and the call of natureReseed worn grass with Grass Seed (Build ▸ Grounds, £6 a square); it grows back over two game days. The Muddy Field starts muddy, rain makes it worse and puddles form; guests grumble (children don't). When the loos let them down, guests find a bush instead. Bulldozing now goes up in a puff of dust.
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A park for everyoneBlue-badge parking is open now (Build ▸ Amenities): lay a bay beside a road or path near reception, the shop or the toilets, then upgrade it with a dropped kerb and a scooter charger. Next: accessible toilets and showers, ramps and accessible pitches. Guests with wheelchairs, scooters and walking frames notice, and so will your rating.
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Golf course and golf cartLay out your own holes, greens and bunkers, then drive the golf cart round picking up the balls your guests have lost.
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More fields to buyYour park now starts in the Home Field on the lane. The fields round it are hedged off with a FOR SALE board: buy them from the board or Manage ▸ Park ▸ Land, or pin one as your savings target. Two fields across the lane, one beside the cider orchard, go on sale at Holiday Park. More land means more rates each night.
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Hardstanding pitch plannerLay out a whole row of hardstanding pitches at once: drag to see each pitch outline, the spacing between caravans and where the hook-up bollards go, then pay for what you've planned.
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Cherry blossom, blackberry bushes and red brickCherry blossom trees in two sizes, pink every spring; blackberry bushes guests stop to pick from in late summer; and a red brick wall to sit beside the dry-stone one.
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RC cars, monster trucks and dronesGuests bring radio-controlled cars, chunky monster trucks and drones to the Fun Zone. Watch them use handheld controllers while their toys move around the clear grass in dry daylight. Drone rules and tree rescues remain planned.
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FlagpolesRun a flag up a white pole: the Union Flag, England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland and Somerset's own dragon, France, Germany, Spain, Italy and more of Europe, the USA and Canada, plus Barnaby's and Happy Pitch's own. Double-click a pole to change its flag; guests walking past have something to say.
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Visitors from spaceRun a park good enough (75% rating or more) and word gets out further than you'd think. Now and then a little spaceship lands in a field, or a few guests beam down from a far-off galaxy. They book a pitch like everyone else.
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Why can't I build here?Every refused build now tells you why, right by the cursor. On hills, small items and tents can sit on gentle slopes, but caravans and buildings need level ground, and sloping zones take fewer pitches, so groundworks pay off.
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Wholesaler, caravan dealers and the DIY storeOpen now under Shopping: bulk stock, catering kit and cleaning supplies from the wholesaler, pre-loved statics from Rusty's Resales, premium statics and a hot-tub lodge from the premium dealer, and a paint brush from the DIY store. Each shop has levels to buy. Next: painting fences, and more models.
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StatuesA bronze hare, a golden cider apple and Barnaby himself on a stone plinth. They lift the view of nearby pitches and guests stop to admire them. Barnaby has opinions about his.
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The country busBuild a bus stop beside the lane and the little green bus calls three times a day. Guests without a car hop off with their rucksacks and walk in; a second stop brings two more buses.
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A new look for the menusThe menus are being redrawn in the park's own pixel style: the top bar, Build, Zones, Manage, the Bank, the shops and the Open Park sign are done, with painted campsite signs, pinned cards and real sprites instead of icons. The start screen is next.
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Kids' activity centreA big activity building you fit out yourself: trampolines, soft play, climbing wall and a parents' café.
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Gold pathsA prestige finish for the smartest parks: gleaming gold paths that sparkle at night.
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Moles and road worksMolehills popping up across your lawns, and the council digging up the lane right in the middle of the summer holidays.
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Hills (experimental)Switch on Settings ▸ ⛰️ Hills and your next new park has real hills, ponds in the hollows and groundworks tools: raise, lower and level the ground before you build. Buildings and pitches need level ground, and guests take the slopes a bit slower.
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Cycle hire, cycle paths and rock'n'rollA bike hire hut: guests pedal round your paths, wobble past walkers and sometimes come off, so widen the busy paths or lay a red cycle path. Hire an entertainer to rock the park, and switch on 🎸 Rock Music in Settings.
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Fingerposts and see-through servicesA proper Somerset County Council fingerpost for your paths. Laying pipes and cables? Buildings, roads and trees now go see-through so you can see where they run (switch it off with the 👁 button). Foxes, cows, sheep and rabbits leg it when you shoo them.
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Punch and Judy showA striped seaside booth with three shows a day. Kids drag their families over, the crowd laughs and gasps, and the hat goes round after every show. Families nearby cheer up too.
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Kitchens, chefs and deliveriesThe pizza restaurant and the bistro & café have menus and a chef to hire. Every outlet now holds stock: run out and it's SOLD OUT until the weekly delivery, or pay for one today. Kids head for play parks and mini golf, teens for the fun field and BBQs, older guests for quiet pitches, lodges and the bowls.
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Proper British weatherSun, cloud, grey skies, rain and storms that build and clear like the real thing, with snow in winter. When a storm hits, guests run for their tents and the nearest roof, then pop back out when it passes.
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Guests of every ageKids want lollies, teens cans, older couples cider and hampers. Some guests now arrive with walking frames, crutches, wheelchairs or mobility scooters, so pave the main routes.
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A new arcade, bistro and play parkAll three rebuilt at full size in the new pixel style.
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Run your own eventsBarbecue nights, quiz nights and a Saturday disco, if you dare.
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Park expansionBuy the field next door and grow your park.
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